Name: I Wish Bruce Campbell Was My Boyfriend
Duration: P00H03M29S
Description: It's not the song you want, but the song you need.

I Wish Bruce Campbell Was My Boyfriend

by The Mary Lous

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gregory114 I am a huge Campbell fan and a subscriber to Weird NJ magazine. I have seen The Evil Dead: The Musical and my favorite movie is Bubba-hotep! This tune rocks old school!

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It's not the song you want, but the song you need.

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Its Saturday night, I'm home alone,
no one's blowing up my telephone
the perfect night to give myself a scare.
(wooOOOoooOOoo)

I see you on the tv screen,
blood in your hair, your eyes a gleam.
Hail to the king, and baby I'm your queen.

I wish Bruce Campbell was my boyfriend.
Fighting those demons from Evil Dead.
I wish Bruce Campbell was my boyfriend.
I think he's even cute in Bubba Ho-Tep.

I'll be dead by dawn from loneliness.
All I ask is just one kiss,
before the woods awake and play tonight.

Pass me a boomstick and some lead
we'll BLAST those deadites in the head.
Your chainsaw revs and I quiver when you said....

Groovy.

I wish Bruce Campbell was my boyfriend.
Those hellish armies wouldn't stand a chance.
And if Bruce Campbell was my boyfriend,
a cabin in the woods would spark a romance

He's Handsome.
So moody.
My favorite scary movie,
I could just stay up all night and watch.

That horror star physique.
That chin that makes me weak.
My heart explodes and I can not speak
OH Bruce Campbell please marry me!

I wish Bruce Campbell was my boyfriend,
but there's a thousand girls out there like me.
I wish Bruce Campbell was my boyfriend,
But I doubt he'll ever even notice me.
(awwwww)

I wish Bruce Campbell was my boyfriend,
but I still have Saturdays with my TV,
and I'll snuggle kitties and eat ice cream
and shop at S-Mart with Ash...

In my dreams.
Please notice me.

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released February 23, 2018
Music by The Mary Lous
Lyrics by Razor De Rockefeller
Recorded and Produced by Wade Culleny at Subtle City Productions

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