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I Wish Bruce Campbell Was My Boyfriend

from It's Not Who You Come With, It's Who Takes You Home by The Mary Lous

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Hail to the chin, baby.
A re-recorded, re-released, shiny, brand new version of our original single.

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It's Saturday night, I'm home alone,
no one's blowing up my telephone
the perfect night to give myself a scare.
(wooOOOoooOOoo)

I see you on the tv screen,
blood in your hair, your eyes a gleam.
Hail to the king, and baby I'm your queen.

I wish Bruce Campbell was my boyfriend.
Fighting those demons from Evil Dead.
I wish Bruce Campbell was my boyfriend.
I think he's even cute in Bubba Ho-Tep.

I'll be dead by dawn from loneliness.
All I ask is just one kiss,
before the woods awake and play tonight.

Pass me a boomstick and some lead
we'll BLAST those deadites in the head.
Your chainsaw revs and I quiver when you said....

Groovy.

I wish Bruce Campbell was my boyfriend.
Those hellish armies wouldn't stand a chance.
And if Bruce Campbell was my boyfriend,
a cabin in the woods would spark a romance

He's Handsome.
So moody.
My favorite scary movie,
I could just stay up all night and watch.

That horror star physique.
That chin that makes me weak.
My heart explodes and I can not speak
OH Bruce Campbell please marry me!

I wish Bruce Campbell was my boyfriend,
but there's a thousand girls out there like me.
I wish Bruce Campbell was my boyfriend,
But I doubt he'll ever even notice me.
(awwwww)

I wish Bruce Campbell was my boyfriend,
but I still have Saturdays with my TV,
and I'll snuggle kitties and eat ice cream
and shop at S-Mart with Ash...

In my dreams.
Please notice me.

credits

from It's Not Who You Come With, It's Who Takes You Home, released April 1, 2020
The Mary Lous "I Wish Bruce Campbell Was My Boyfriend"
music and lyrics by Razor De Rockefeller/The Mary Lous
Recorded and mixed by Subtle City Productions 2020

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